Georgia Guidestones Vandalism

I took a personal field trip here a few years ago. I arrived on the summer solstice, thinking I would be a part of something. I wasn't. I was the only person there at noon on June 21.

But I was not disappointed. So what if no one else was there; so what if the clouds prevented a view of the so-called calendar. These monuments remain as a reminder of how we should treat ourselves. If their prophecies are realized; then we are all lost.


RELAX, PEOPLE; IT IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK.

SLANG: You can make it happen

LOG OFF: Term used when you have to make a bowel movement.

I'm not interested in credit for coining this term. My only hope is that five or ten years from now, while in a crowded space, I hear someone say, "Dude, I'll be right back. I gotta log off."

That, my friend, will be reward enough.

LESS AMBITIOUS TERMS (about vaginas)

TWAT SNOT: Term for vaginal secretion
CLITSAURUS: An engorged, swollen clitoris (I have my fingers crossed for this one.)